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The beautiful chaos, the unconditional love, and the very firm boundary around your morning brew.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: 6px 0px; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003e✔️ Two sizes: 11 oz (325ml) and 15 oz (444ml) — because some mornings need more coffee than others ✔️ White ceramic with coloured interior and C-shaped handle for a comfy grip ✔️ Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for real, everyday life ✔️ Vibrant glossy print that's as bold as your love for your dog ✔️ Lead- and BPA-free — safe for you, safe for the household (unlike the sofa)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: 6px 0px; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003e Dishwasher safe, or hand wash with warm water and dish soap.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"padding: 6px 0px; font-weight: 450; font-size: 13px;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(48, 48, 48);\"\u003eBecause you love your dog unconditionally. 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